Reviewing their wife: Claire
“Would marry again. Probably.”
5 stars. Makes brilliant coffee, incredible taste in partners, and only slightly obsessed with true crime podcasts. A genuine 10/10 human.
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Reviewing their wife: Sarah
“Amazing cook, terrible at directions”
5 stars for the roast dinner alone. GPS remains a mystery.
★
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Reviewing their husband: Dave
“Solid human, questionable taste in films”
Reliable, kind, makes great tea. Still thinks Die Hard is a Christmas film.
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Reviewing their friend: Jamie
“Best takeaway picker ever, worst alarm clock”
Excellent banter. Has never once been on time. Not once.
4.8/5
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Reviewing their husband: Mark
“Certified legend. Zero sense of direction.”
Brilliant dad, excellent cook, cannot fold a map to save his life. Still convinced he can fix anything with duct tape. Love him dearly.
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Reviewing their friend: Jess
“Outstanding banter. Unreliable in emergencies.”
Would rate higher but she once called 'five minutes' and arrived forty minutes later. The laugh was worth it. Mostly.
Reviewing their partner: Tom
“Best takeaway decision-maker I've ever met.”
Every Friday he nails the takeaway order. Every single time. That alone earns him a solid five stars. Everything else is a bonus.
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Reviewing their mate: Dan
“Good chat. Questionable film taste.”
Insists that The Fast and the Furious is a franchise that requires nine sequels. It does not. Docking three stars. Non-negotiable.
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Reviewing their other: Mum
“Unmatched culinary skill. Zero chill about leftovers.”
Best cook on the planet. Will check you've eaten approximately seventeen times per visit. Would recommend to anyone needing a Sunday roast.
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